Bonjour, here’s a fun fact: Ever since a French dam collapsed in the 50’s killing hundreds, it was made perfectly legal in France to marry a dead person. Posthumous marriage, or "necrogamy", is now frequently practiced in churches, parks and gardens around the whole country, allowing for grieving widows to finally find their peace and for myself to fulfil a very personal and until recently very unattainable lifelong dream.
Fred Phelps is an extreme right wing fundamentalist Christian known for picketing the funerals of homosexuals, physically abusing his whole family, and founding The Westboro Baptist Church; quintessentially the most obnoxious and rabid hate group in America. Now I don’t know if it’s his clever way with words or even that he simply oozes 'hard to get', but there is something about Fred Phelps that’s just so irresistible. So imagine my sheer joy upon discovering that my homophobic hunkaspunk has been rotting in the ground for 3 whole years! Why, the only thing left to do now was mail out the invites and pick the perfect dress...