I hate them all! It's not their fault, our system is slanted so only super rich crazy narcissists can be viable political candidates. And looking back, I'd gladly take a Bush Sr or Reagan again. But not a Clinton. And not Trump. And Pence is the monster that lives under my bed. He's honest and religious and wound up way too tight. 100% see him waking up one day saying he's had a vision from God and pushing the button to annihilate us all! And I'm sorry to inform you Mr. President Joe Biden but you ARE TOO DANG OLD to run again; you are going to single handedly give the election to Trump if you run again. I'd like some new options please! I hope you find these as entertaining as I did to make.
Dear Mr. President, please don't run again or this will happen...
Go out while you still look vaguely like a bad ass if we squint really hard
Thanks for coming to play Komala!
2 Ds in a canoe
Don't give Mike access to the button!
No MFing snakes in the MFing White House!
They're both friendly, cute and a little slow!
Have you ever seen the 2 in the same place? Me neither!
I wholeheartedly apologize to the ghost of Don Knotts
I had to, it wrote itself!!!
Leave the precious alone!
Won't you be my neighbor?
Oh Dan, the late night talk show hosts still miss you!
His heart did grow at least 3 sizes!
Not a politician yet but I predict Elon will start spouting off about tiger's blood in 3..2..1
