I Listened To Vegans And Vegetarians... And Invented The Veggie Pizza Towel

When I first invented the pepperoni pizza towel, I didn't realise I'd be deeply offending vegans and vegetarians everywhere.

After all, don't they deserve the joy of pizza towel ownership just like us carnivores?

Well, our vego friends made their voices heard loud and clear.

And that's why I invented not only the vegetarian pizza towel (pictured)... but also the cheese pizza towel. You can pick them up for that special vegetarian in your life at PizzaTowels.com

(I guess I should keep the fact that even the pepperoni towel is made of 100% cotton and thus completely vegan to myself)

More info: pizzatowels.com