HOODOO GLUTTON – serious research finally reveals the facts
Dear visitors,
does your bread always fall on the floor with the butter side down? Have you ever had a dwarf which grew up?
Are you questioning yourself why it must be you who isn’t the lucky guy?
But the lucky guy isn’t just lucky, he has got the HOODOO GLUTTON!
1. Terminology
The hoodoo is a sticky essence floating everywhere in the air. It is created by living creatures, but only by those, whose hoodoo factor is greater than zero – thus almost by everyone. The hoodoo expands, sticks, skips and it grows exponentially. The hoodoo is also very good at pursuing. It will make your leg slip on the stairs and it is also able to change the flight trajectory of pigeon so that it will poo directly on your head.
Everywhere where is a place for coincidence there is a battle between the hoodoo and the luck. (Everyone knows that the hoodoo is much tougher than the luck.)
But luckily you can have the mentioned HOODOO GLUTTON!
This little creature, always hungry and with an honest face and sixteen stomachs, never rests. He will keep you on the road, he will clean your house or car from the hoodoo and he will guard your beloved friends and relatives.
2. How it works
You must realize that HOODOO GLUTTON doesn’t fulfill your wishes. It would be a complete misunderstanding of the whole principle of HOODOO GLUTTON. HOODOO GLUTTON just eats. Once he is full he falls asleep or cuddles.
If you have your HOODOO GLUTTON with you he runs around you by the speed of light swallowing the hoodoo. In case that there is an enormous presence of hoodoo and a crane falling on you … hits the ground just fifteen centimeters next to you, you can be sure that the HOODOO GLUTTON is too full and he won’t eat any more pieces of hoodoo for the next month. In that case it is recommended to have more than one HOODOO GLUTTON.
For the nit-pickers I have to say that HOODOO GLUTTONS excrete as anyone else, of course. But they aren´t very neat so they strew their poos all around. But luckily that doesn’t matter because the HOODOO GLUTTONS poo the little sparkling flakes of luck.
I hope that everything is clear now and you don’t have to doubt or speculate about the HOODOO GLUTTON anymore. Nevertheless, in urgent need for expert advice please contact professor Ulule, the expert in HOODOO GLUTTONS. She will certainly answer all your questions.
Hail to HOODOO GLUTTONS! I wish you much success in exploring this important issue.
https://www.facebook.com/Ulul%C3%A9-124111917602953/
http://www.fler.cz/ulule
does your bread always fall on the floor with the butter side down? Have you ever had a dwarf which grew up?
Are you questioning yourself why it must be you who isn’t the lucky guy?
But the lucky guy isn’t just lucky, he has got the HOODOO GLUTTON!
1. Terminology
The hoodoo is a sticky essence floating everywhere in the air. It is created by living creatures, but only by those, whose hoodoo factor is greater than zero – thus almost by everyone. The hoodoo expands, sticks, skips and it grows exponentially. The hoodoo is also very good at pursuing. It will make your leg slip on the stairs and it is also able to change the flight trajectory of pigeon so that it will poo directly on your head.
Everywhere where is a place for coincidence there is a battle between the hoodoo and the luck. (Everyone knows that the hoodoo is much tougher than the luck.)
But luckily you can have the mentioned HOODOO GLUTTON!
This little creature, always hungry and with an honest face and sixteen stomachs, never rests. He will keep you on the road, he will clean your house or car from the hoodoo and he will guard your beloved friends and relatives.
2. How it works
You must realize that HOODOO GLUTTON doesn’t fulfill your wishes. It would be a complete misunderstanding of the whole principle of HOODOO GLUTTON. HOODOO GLUTTON just eats. Once he is full he falls asleep or cuddles.
If you have your HOODOO GLUTTON with you he runs around you by the speed of light swallowing the hoodoo. In case that there is an enormous presence of hoodoo and a crane falling on you … hits the ground just fifteen centimeters next to you, you can be sure that the HOODOO GLUTTON is too full and he won’t eat any more pieces of hoodoo for the next month. In that case it is recommended to have more than one HOODOO GLUTTON.
For the nit-pickers I have to say that HOODOO GLUTTONS excrete as anyone else, of course. But they aren´t very neat so they strew their poos all around. But luckily that doesn’t matter because the HOODOO GLUTTONS poo the little sparkling flakes of luck.
I hope that everything is clear now and you don’t have to doubt or speculate about the HOODOO GLUTTON anymore. Nevertheless, in urgent need for expert advice please contact professor Ulule, the expert in HOODOO GLUTTONS. She will certainly answer all your questions.
Hail to HOODOO GLUTTONS! I wish you much success in exploring this important issue.
https://www.facebook.com/Ulul%C3%A9-124111917602953/
http://www.fler.cz/ulule
