I'm a graphic designer, lover of vintage things and have a pretty weird/dark sense of humor. So out of all that has spawned Bad Betty's Greeting Co.
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I am obsessed with the juxtaposition of these beautiful antique florals and illustrations with modern snarky, dirty text. Actual cards are not censored!
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At least it's not syphilis
Eat a bag of *censored*
Congrats! May your labor be as easy as you were
You suck less than most people
Tis the season to get *censored*faced
In dog years you're dead
You're pretty *censored* awesome
