I'm An Aspiring Villain And I Need A Mentor. Anyone Willing To Help?

i can do it. i am the evil mastermind behind it all. EVERYTHING. also, i’m slay 💅

I AM THE SPOT. I’ll gladly help you.

What kind of villian to do you aspire to be?

While I'm not the best at typical "destroy/take over the world and kill everyone who even slightly disagrees with me" villainy, I could definitely help you with the more subtle and elegant side of being evil. I haven't indulged that side of myself in quite a while, not since I went rogue with my battalion in the Great V-Z wars. If you're more into the over dramatic monologing-while-wearing-the-skulls-of-your-enemies-and-threatening-to-blow-up-the-building-you're-currently-standing-on-top-of kind of evil behavior, I'd recommend you contact my dealer, Kenny. He was in my battalion, and he always has a creative solution to make any, uh... "problems" you might come across disappear. Also contact him if you need any bloo- I mean, uh, cranberry juice. His is the best, and also ethically sourced.

Chancellor Palpatine is an amazing mentor for manipulating skills.

Also he has a sick cackle