“You’re Prettier Than Aphrodite”: 47 Savage Roasts That Left No Room For Comebacks

i love that you don't let facts get in the way of your opinions.

“As an outside observer, what’s your opinion on intelligence?”

Just because you don't understand it, doesn't mean it's complicated

You brighten every room you walk out of

Ooooo this is my lane! Ok number 1: “You have a very… consistent way of misunderstanding things.” Number 2: “There’s a certain simplicity to your perspective that must be peaceful.” Number 3: “You’re very committed to your version of reality.” Number 4: “You’re presenting opinions as conclusions without doing the thinking in between.” Number 5: “Correlation seems to be doing a lot of heavy lifting for you.” Number 6: “You explain things the way someone does when they’ve only heard about them secondhand.” Number 7: “It’s impressive how you reach conclusions without the burden of logic.” Number 8: “You mistake proximity to intelligence for possession of it.” Number 9: “That sounds like something that would make sense to you.” Number 10: “I admire your confidence—it’s not easy to be that sure and still be wrong.”

I once heard someone say " Beauty and knowledge is chasing you with all its might but God blessed you with speed"

I would explain it slower, but I don't believe speed is the problem.

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong

Don’t let my knowledge interfere with your confidence

unlike the stomach,the head doesn't notify the owner when it's empty

I envy those who haven’t met you yet

Oh bless your heart

you never make anyone feel dumb when you're around

You’re very consistent. Not everyone can repeat the same mistake with that level of commitment.

You have a mind so serene not even thoughts intrude.

You’re very committed to your limitations

“If I’m minding my business and you’re minding my business who’s minding yours?”

When you speak you have a special way of making people appreciate your silence

It is impossible to underestimate you

“You don’t overthink. In fact, you stop just in time.”