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63 Examples Of Men Thinking Their ā€œTurn-Offsā€ Were Normal And Not Out Of Touch
Funny,FailsJUN 30, 2026

63 Examples Of Men Thinking Their ā€œTurn-Offsā€ Were Normal And Not Out Of Touch

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Some people’s dating troubles boil down to a simple issue, that their preferences and standards are, at best, unrealistic and at worst, downright delusional. However, actually identifying that means allowing a certain degree of self reflection, which they typically fail to do.
A thread recently went viral where someone asked ā€œFellas... Name something a woman does that SHE thinks is a turn on but it's REALLY a turn offā€ and it attracted some truly delusional answers that we’ve gathered here. Get comfortable as you prepare to raise an eyebrow, upvote the worst ones and be sure to add your own thoughts in the comments below.

#1

63 Examples Of Men Thinking Their ā€œTurn-Offsā€ Were Normal And Not Out Of Touch
Them damn lashes.
7points

#2

63 Examples Of Men Thinking Their ā€œTurn-Offsā€ Were Normal And Not Out Of Touch
Ridiculously long nails. Pounds of make up.
6points

#3

63 Examples Of Men Thinking Their ā€œTurn-Offsā€ Were Normal And Not Out Of Touch
Duck lips.
6points

#4

63 Examples Of Men Thinking Their ā€œTurn-Offsā€ Were Normal And Not Out Of Touch
Botox/lip filler.
6points

#5

63 Examples Of Men Thinking Their ā€œTurn-Offsā€ Were Normal And Not Out Of Touch
When a woman says "you can't handle me" um, ma'am you are not a zoo animal. But luckily you showed me the type of female you are with that alone.
6points

#6

63 Examples Of Men Thinking Their ā€œTurn-Offsā€ Were Normal And Not Out Of Touch
BBL's and i hear they stink why would u want that
5points

#7

63 Examples Of Men Thinking Their ā€œTurn-Offsā€ Were Normal And Not Out Of Touch
Any facial modifications/plastic surgery.
I have never in my life thought a woman looked better with it than she did naturally.
5points

#8

63 Examples Of Men Thinking Their ā€œTurn-Offsā€ Were Normal And Not Out Of Touch
Baby talk.
5points

#9

63 Examples Of Men Thinking Their ā€œTurn-Offsā€ Were Normal And Not Out Of Touch
Play hard to get, or try and make me jealous. I cleared my calendar to be here ma’am… no foolishness, thanks.
5points

#10

63 Examples Of Men Thinking Their ā€œTurn-Offsā€ Were Normal And Not Out Of Touch
When they do the Kim Kardashian makeup and appearance.
5points

#11

Too much makeup. If your face is on my sleeve after a hug, you've worn too much.
5points

#12

Maybe I’m getting older now but wearing clothes that’s too revealing in public. Seen a girl a Walmart in shorts with half the bum out… I just shook my head.
5points

#13

Long fingernails… all Woman to Woman show and tell.
5points

#14

63 Examples Of Men Thinking Their ā€œTurn-Offsā€ Were Normal And Not Out Of Touch
Animal print...
4points

#15

63 Examples Of Men Thinking Their ā€œTurn-Offsā€ Were Normal And Not Out Of Touch
Acting helpless in my presence. Makes me feel like "how do you survive on your own?"
4points

#16

63 Examples Of Men Thinking Their ā€œTurn-Offsā€ Were Normal And Not Out Of Touch
When she talk about how many other dudes want her.
4points

#17

63 Examples Of Men Thinking Their ā€œTurn-Offsā€ Were Normal And Not Out Of Touch
Being mean when not warranted. Had a girl on a first date do it and I asked her about it and she told me that guys like it. I told her well I don’t she insisted. Then wondered why I didn’t want to see her again.
4points

#18

63 Examples Of Men Thinking Their ā€œTurn-Offsā€ Were Normal And Not Out Of Touch
Being in your 30s and and talking like a 19 year old on tiktok.
4points

#19

1.) Fake eyelashes.
2.) Intense use of makeup.
3.) Always getting her breasts out (oftentimes less is more).
4.) Proclaiming how "crazy" she is.
4points

#20

Being cutesy wootsy and pretending to not know how to do anything. That's gross. I've taught my daughters to be assertive. You can be cute and intelligent.
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4points
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