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Soggy Bathmats, Loud Chewing And A Sea Of Raised Phones: 80 Petty Things That Get On People’s Nerves

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Live and let live... If only it were that simple. But with more than 8 billion people squashed onto one small planet, it's a given that we're going to get on each other's nerves now and again. Sometimes, it's the entitlement or rudeness that grates us. Other times, it's something seemingly smaller that drives us up the wall.
How can you not be bothered by Bob not wearing a helmet while riding his motorbike, or Sally not washing her hands after being in the toilet for twenty minutes? That stranger sitting next to you on the train, munching loudly with their mouth open is surely enough to make you want to not mind your own business. The water that should run off a duck's back often gets stuck, and it happens to the best of us.
Someone asked, "What’s the absolute pettiest thing that instantly sends your blood pressure through the roof now that you’re an adult?" and you might want to prepare yourself for some second-hand irritation. Bored Panda has put together the best responses. Don't be surprised if you feel a bit snappy after scrolling through them.

#61

When someone ends a condescending text or email with “lol”.
5points

#62

I grew up in a evangelical Christian church + school. The last two plus years has felt like a perpetual anxiety attack. I'm so pissed that I finally "made it" with a beautiful wife, kids, house - but also now the loud ass Christians seem to be taking over.
5points

#63

People are way too impertinent and straight up alergic to minding their own business.
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5points

#64

Soggy bathmats.

For goodness sake people you don't have to flood the bathroom!
4points

#65

A woman blowing bubblegum, showing petty things that might make someone judge you.
The sound of someone chewing gum next to my ear. Or chewing raw carrots.
4points

#66

A man looking thoughtful and worried about being judged for petty things.
Probably Guilt tripping. That stuff so annoying cause you and the other person both know they did a certain thing with bad intent but since yu have no physical PROOF, it’s like they can’t be blamed for it. But that right there is what you would call a malicious compliance.
4points

#67

People who don’t update their calendar availability at work when everyone is remote. Schedule a meeting with 25 people and there’s always one jerk key person who declines and says “I’m off that day.” So now I have to find another day and time that works for 25 people, which isn’t for 3 more weeks. Schedule it and some other jerk declines and says “I’m off that day.”
4points

#68

Me having to repeat myself to coworkers who are supposedly college educated. I’m working on it.
4points

#69

People that walk slower than I do but don’t get out of the way or try to stay to one side.

No matter what the reason is. If you cannot walk quickly, MOVE TO THE SIDE
4points

#70

I have many. because I am a petty self-righteous person.

for example - people who push onto an elevator while Im trying to exit. WAIT.

but the most recent:
What is it with people stopping at a light and leaving three car lengths between them and the next car? *and then spending the rest of the light slowly edging forward!* (flipside - when I am on my motorcycle I will cheerfully snwing around and take that spot thank you very much).
3points

#71

People who dont have accountability... always using their newbie card... after almost a year wow.
3points

#72

Holding the door for someone who doesn’t say thank you.
3points

#73

I go to the movies alone, and sometimes I go at times when people shouldn’t be there. And more often then not I get movie talkers or someone sits around me lol.
3points

#74

Stressed woman holding her head in her hands while sitting at a laptop, showing petty workplace frustration.
People. I hate nearly all of them. Doesn’t matter much what they are doing.

Also lying. I know when you’re lying. Don’t think im stupid enough to believe you.
3points

#75

People at Chipotle: hanging their hands on the glass to point down at ingredients or leaning over the glass to look directly down at the ingredients. Absolutely wild.
3points

#76

Don't congregate in doorways.

Also call/text back, or offer an explanation. We all know how phones work.
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3points

#77

I hate the word “cup”. That stuff is like moist or ointment to me. How did I end up hating the word cup, you may ask? I once watched a YouTuber say it weird and it tweaked something in my brain.
1point

#78

People with no sense of urgency. I got things to do! Hurry it up a little bit please!
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1point

#79

A man wiping down his car window, representing petty things that can draw judgment from others.
No one is beating this one. When I see tinted windows with bubbles. People please stop self tinting your windows.
0points

#80

People commenting in another language when the question is in English.
-2points
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