Nasa Announces Plans To Send Wolves To The Moon

In a recent press conference NASA Administrator, Charles Bolden, announced the next footprints on the Moon won’t be footprints at all, but paw prints.

“When the colonization of Mars begins...that’s right... not if, but when it happens…. We need to create a surface habitat that is as close to an Earth-like environment as possible to lessen the shock and isolation for our pioneering crew. To do this we must resolve the issue of maintaining an array of species, both animal and plant-like, on a foreign surface,” said Bolden.

Artist's rendition of what the inaugural crew of wolves might look like.

Additionally, April Fools! Although NASA is taking extensive steps towards Mars, they will not be sending wolves to the Moon any time soon. That doesn't mean that we can't keep our dreams alive by throwing on the classic 'Three Wolf Moon' t-shirt, made by The Mountain®, and howling at the Moon together. WARNING: this shirt is known to have magical powers, so wear with caution.