Here Are 25 Photographs From The Couples Photoshoot I Did With My Camera Because I Didn't Have A Date

Do I like my camera or food better? I guess you could say it’s a tie

Every couple has one of these photos

Napping on my lap

Also an accurate depiction of how I approach random strangers

Cliche prom pose #197

I don’t know what he’s looking at but it’s definitely not my eyes

When the shutter goes off before you get into place

I had to make an epic one so y’all know I can be serious. Kind of

A nice romantic dinner lady and the tramp style

Just kidding. We’re on my mom’s patio next to a broken umbrella, it’s like 30 degrees and I’m pretty sure a beetle pooped on my meatball

When you realize the Pasta is gluten-free

Trying to shove spaghetti into his eyeball

A cute innocent kiss

I love a man (camera?) that gives me food

Uh ok well this is awkward I didn’t think anyone would see that

Nothing to see here

We went home and had a pillow fight

Time for coffee and cuddles

Eskimo kisses!

Kissing me on the head with his eyeball

Laughing cause he's not wearing pants on his third leg

Whispering sweet nothings into my ear with his eyeball

Sometimes I drive his kart but mostly I just drive him crazy

He likes to keep an eye on me while I sleep. Literally.