Commenters, tell what things would be not-so-awesome about these weird hybrids.
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TL;DR: rat x naked mole rat
Ok, I first thought this was a weird thing to ask, but I realised I actually have one!
I have pet rats and sadly they don't live very long, and are prone to getting tumors. They are the cutest creatures ever though! Naked mole rats, on the other hand, are fascinating because of their longevity - no other rodent lives as long, and they seem to never get cancer. At least that's what I read about them. So these two combined would be absolute perfection!
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