“Go On A Cruise”: 36 Things That People Will Never Try Under Any Circumstances

I am proud to say I have never seen a single episode of the bachelor/bachelorette, the Kardashians or any of the real housewives. Zero interest.

Go to a high school reunion! High school was a miserable experience for me and I have no desire to relive it.

Spelunking in tight caves. I like my caves big and echoey, thank you very much.

Go on a cruise. It sounds horrific to me. So many people. No.

TikTok. I’ve made it this far not watching the videos people send me, why start now.

An Alexa or other in-home listening assistant.

Climb Mt. Everest. There’s nothing, from the chance of death, to the crazy heights, to the thin air, to the sleeping in a tent for 3 months in zero degree weather that is remotely attractive to me.

Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane and hoping your parachute isn't faulty.

Give birth. I'm not a fan of children and the whole ordeal looks terrifying.

Cheating whilst in a committed relationship.

Bungee jumping.

No, I don't need to try your death pepper inferno sauce. Keep it for yourself.

Run a marathon. I’ve never voluntarily run 26 miles, and I’m not about to start unless there’s free pizza at every mile marker.

Open relationships.

Posting pictures of my children on social media. It disgusts me how normalised it has become for parents to post pictures of their new born babies literally minutes after they’ve entered the world. A child cannot consent to having their privacy obliterated like that. Urgh.

Join a cult, or anything that looks like a cult.

Becoming a parent. No thanks.

Licking booty holes. No thanks.

Smoke I never had and never will smoke due to many people in my family have cancer and I don’t wanna get something they wish they never had.

I'll never drink Prime. I see kids drinking it and feel bad they've been brainwashed by a serial scammer.