This was *way* back when I was 18. One day some guy walked into the hospital for check in, and he told me he needed a psych ward. I informed him that the hospital doesn’t have a psych ward, and he started rambling on a lot, and getting aggressive. I pressed the button to get security because it was starting get out of hand, and was starting to chuck pens from the desk at the wall and stuff. Security and some nurses come and grab him and he said the funniest thing:
*”I told you my a$$ is getting thrown in the motherf****** ward”.
*”I told you my a$$ is getting thrown in the motherf****** ward”.