Working a slow shift at a restaurant so the other servers and I were watching some celeb news show.
They had a segment about Sandra Bullock and how she worked at an ice cream shop as a teen and that she was robbed at gunpoint by someone who was never caught.
Another server, who was the golden boy was marveling and said, “Damn, what if you were the guy who got to say he robbed Sandra Bullock at gunpoint.”
Everyone just looked at him in shock, to which he responded.
“I’ll bet he regrets that he didn’t make her take off her clothes. “.