Not to an adult, but still hilarious. First thing in the morning, as our 12 year old daughter was stumbling into the living room, our 5 year old son turned to her and deadpanned, "Keira, I don't love you. And I never have."
Our 12 yearold who is used to our 5 year old's b******t, was just like, "Thanks buddy."
It was a brutal way to wake up.