Welcome to the twilight zone of baby products, where the line between absurd and genius becomes but a blurry wisp. We present to you a selection of items where over-the-top meets practicality. First up, saddle up with a twist - we introduce "the parent saddle," because what child wouldn't want to ride their parents like a pony? Next, a sensory carnival with baby cologne. Who said babies can't be the best-smelling person in the room? These ridiculous, yet curiously appealing products might just be the ironic twist you never knew you needed in your parenting adventure! Buckle up, it's going to be a fun ride.
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#1 Little Rebel, Big Style:<span Style="Font:inherit;color:#d74b1f;"> Tattoo Sleeve Bodysuit </Span> For The New Escapist
Review: "The parents said this was their favorite clothing gift at the baby shower, because it was so COMPLETELY different from what they got from everyone else. It was also nice that it came with the shirt, pants, and hat. It was a total outfit. Adorbs!" - Kindle Customer Katie
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35points
#2 Turn Baby Into Burrito With <span Style="Font:inherit;color:#d74b1f;"> Baby Burrito Swaddle Blanket</Span>. Just Adorable
Review: "I bought this for my friends kid but for the sake of curiosity I put it on my dog. How could I not! So cute! It’s the perfect size for a kid (or dog) and is sooooo soft on both sides!!! I’m so in love with this I don’t even know if I’ll be able to give it to my friends kid after all. I might have to buy another! " - Lily
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19points
#3 Because 'Bicep Curls' Is Exactly What Your Baby Needs In Life - Gift Them <span Style="Font:inherit;color:#d74b1f;"> Buff Baby Dumbbell</Span>!
Review: This is the best baby rattle! It is so easy for my baby to hold and he loves all the sound it makes. My 3 year old also likes to shake it and listen to the sounds it makes. She uses it at as a maraca. 😂 It is a great product and just so fun!" - Devin
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18points
#4 Fresh Out The Womb And You're Already Introducing Nightmares: The <span Style="Font:inherit;color:#d74b1f;"> Funny Ugly Monster Doll</Span> For Babies. How Charming!
Review: "So cute and love how well made it is and the teeth and eyes glow that’s so cool!!" - Emily Langford
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17points
#5 Because Marksmanship Should Start Young - Introducing <span Style="Font:inherit;color:#d74b1f;"> Toddler Toilet Target</Span>. Master The Throne, One Pee At A Time
Review: "I have two boys and they have been peeing EVERYWHERE but in the toilet. Since installing this I have yet to wipe pee off the floor! It was so easy to stick to the toilet and the light is very bright. Best perchance I have made EVER!" - Sierra Vollmer
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17points
#6 Giggle Gear:<span Style="Font:inherit;color:#d74b1f;"> 8-Pack Onesies </Span> With A Punchline
Review: "These are so cute in person! Can’t wait for my little one to wear these. ❤️" - HonoraryMonk
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16points
#7 Rinse & Snail', The New Mantra With <span Style="Font:inherit;color:#d74b1f;"> Automatic Snail Water Pump</Span> For Your Babies Bath
Review: "My child is terrified of the big shower this was a great way to let them have most of the benefits of the shower without the scary parts. So it sucks up the bath water and shoots it out of the little eyeballs which can be turned any direction (warning it will reach you and your bathroom floor) best to teach the kids where they are allowed to point them. [...] Highly recommend, would definitely purchase again if my kids break it, definitely would consider it as a gift." - Chloe
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15points
#8 <span Style="Font:inherit;color:#d74b1f;"> Cute Baby Mop Onesie</Span>: Deliver Speed-Cleaning Service From Birth, Because Why Not, Right?
Review: "This was hilarious. It works great. My baby picked up all the dog hair. It runs big. I love the zipper in the back and the bottoms in the crotch leg area. Easy to put on and off to change diapers. My baby picked up all the dogs hair. On a serious note it’s great for his knees to crawl with extra padding. Highly recommend this." - Ddanielle
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15points
#9 No Teeth Yet? No Worries, <span Style="Font:inherit;color:#d74b1f;"> Grillz Pacifier's</Span> Got Your Baby's Bling Sorted. Thug Life Starts Early
Review: "My sister in law thought it was scary, but I loved it!" - Pru
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13points
#10 Congratulations! You're Not Just A Parent, But A Pony Too! Hop On The <span Style="Font:inherit;color:#d74b1f;"> 'Pony Up Daddy' Parent Saddle</Span>!
Review: "My girls are thrilled with it, 2 and 4. Saves my shirts and gives them something to hang onto, so it's more fun for everyone. High quality material, pretty secure even with bucking." - M. Bidinger
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13points
#11 Why Just Pee, When You Can Aim And Shoot! <span Style="Font:inherit;color:#d74b1f;"> Cute Frog Potty Training Urinal</Span>: It's A Bullfrog-Eye!
Review: "it's AWESOME! Yes, it's little, but so is the 2 year old using it. It's perfectly sized for a toddler, learning. It empties easily and there aren't any places that are heard to get rinsed and cleaned. [...] The fact that it's just hung on a hook makes it super easy to move to another bathroom, or take along if you're going somewhere. This was totally worth the purchase!!!" - David T.
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12points
#12 <span Style="Font:inherit;color:#d74b1f;"> P Is For Pterodactyl</Span>: Because Nothing Says 'Screw You, Phonetics' Like 'The Worst Alphabet Book Ever'!
Review: "This was such a fun book! My son is familiar with his letters and their sounds, so he was understandably confused most of the time. I had to stop after every page and explain why what he saw was different from what he heard. I'm also not ashamed to admit that even I had to glance at the glossary a few times for certain pronunciations! Definitely recommend." - Lindsi @ Do You Dog-ear?
12points
#13 Cactunes: <span Style="Font:inherit;color:#d74b1f;"> The Musical Cactus That Talks Back </Span>
Review: "How in the world I just learned about this product right now?. I mean, this really works and does its job. I’ve never heard and seen my son talks too much as in he would think of words he knows and talk to this toy! He is 5 and speech delayed, but he kept on talking to this toy 😆 Im glad I stumbled upon this toy. It’s worth the value for money." - writerwithoutaname
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12points
#14 Child Labor Laws Are Shaking With <span Style="Font:inherit;color:#d74b1f;"> Silicone Work Tool Teethers</Span>. Too Bad We Can't Pay Them In Milk
Review: "These baby teething toys are a good size for small hands to grasp. The tool design is a cute idea and the silicone is soft and easy to clean. I like how the whole pack is gender neutral and not just masculine colors." - Jeanette
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11points
#15 Valley Girls, Accessorize! The <span Style="Font:inherit;color:#d74b1f;"> 'Hot Mom' Baby Stroller</Span> Isn't Just Transport, It's A Statement. #momlifebutmakeitfashion
Review: "I love the space this stroller provides as well as the options to adjust the seat to your preference. My baby boy had a Doona stroller before & it was way to small for him as he is a big boy for his age. I decided to try this one out & it’s beyond perfect. Also came with a raincoat covering. Will highly recommend." - Shaquem Griffin
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11points
#16 Zoom Into Dreamland With<span Style="Font:inherit;color:#d74b1f;"> Stokke’s Jetkids Bedbox</Span>
Review: "Traveling with a toddler is always a challenge but comfort is key and this little magic package makes the airport trip that much smoother. We can store small toys, pillow and one throw blankets for our family of three. Great idea and great buy. We will be using this until it breaks." - TifferTheTrend
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10points
#17 Great, Even Babies Prefer Remotes Now! Presenting The <span Style="Font:inherit;color:#d74b1f;"> TV Remote Shape Teether</Span>. Channeling Teething Worries Away!
Review: "For some reason my child loves our remote… this silicon baby toy remote fools him multiple times a day. Can’t recommend enough." - Ahayz
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9points
#18 Too Young For Starbucks? That's A Latte Nonsense With The <span Style="Font:inherit;color:#d74b1f;"> Sippy Cup A.k.a. Babychino</Span>!
Review: "It was so cute I can't even stand it. Bought it for our baby reveal, added 2 more to our registry cause I love it so much! Didn't leak, pic is a little unclear if white or clear, it's clear fyi. Added almond milk for our photos :)" - Jana T. Dozier
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9points
#19 <span Style="Font:inherit;color:#d74b1f;"> Go The F*ck To Sleep' Hardcover Book</Span>: Timeless Bedtime Poetry For Unruly Kids. Such A Classic!
Review: "This book is DEFINITELY a conversation piece for any of those with newborn babies. Bonus: there is a YouTube read-a-long version with Samuel L Jackson (highly recommend)." - Andrew H.
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9points
#20 Look Who's Going All Rocky Balboa With The <span Style="Font:inherit;color:#d74b1f;"> Speed Bag Crinkle Toy</Span>. Toddler Fight Night, Here We Come!
Review: "We bought this when our baby was 2 months and started batting. He absolutely loves it still months later! It really keeps him occupied and he enjoys just looking at it. You can hear the crunchy sounds with every tap! Such an adorable toy!" - Steph M.
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9points