stevenm1993:
I wrote the following comment on a post ~9 months ago:
“I guess the point of having chosen butt-wiping bears as their mascots is that real-life bears are covered in thick fur and take massive [poops]. Something that they didn’t take into account is that bears that hibernate naturally produce butt plugs so they don’t “[poop ]the bed” during the winter. That means that for a good few months, they won’t need tp. That first deuce in the spring must be something that is so horrifying that it’s impressive. Then they probably waddle into a running stream, as they likely prefer nature’s bidet.”
This post reminded me of that. I also hate these commercials.
I wrote the following comment on a post ~9 months ago:
“I guess the point of having chosen butt-wiping bears as their mascots is that real-life bears are covered in thick fur and take massive [poops]. Something that they didn’t take into account is that bears that hibernate naturally produce butt plugs so they don’t “[poop ]the bed” during the winter. That means that for a good few months, they won’t need tp. That first deuce in the spring must be something that is so horrifying that it’s impressive. Then they probably waddle into a running stream, as they likely prefer nature’s bidet.”
This post reminded me of that. I also hate these commercials.