Seafood is truly a curious case of cuisine. Allegedly, fresh seafood is very good for you (just look at the longevity of people whose diet consists mostly of seafood!), but if you’re not really used to eating it… The case is a very different one. The same goes for seafood puns - it might not be a topic that’s very common, but reading these food puns will have you in stitches. And you know what they say about laughter (even if laughing too much hurts your sides) - it’s good for you! So, here we are with our list of funny seafood puns, which we hope will cause a bout of laughter instead of an allergic reaction.
So, what should you expect from these seafood jokes? Well, octopi, mussels, oysters, shrimp, krill, and all the thrilling things that are associated with it. And even if you are prejudiced that cephalopods and bivalve mollusks aren’t funny - they definitely are, especially when on your plate. Or, in the instance where they’re the main stars of a cute pun or two. So, yeah, these jokes about seafood won’t leave any stones unturned in the search for the most amusing and the funniest puns; you can trust us on this!
But, enough of decapodiformes and their curiosities - it’s time for the funny puns. You know where to find them, for they are exactly where they are supposed to be - just a bit further down. Once you are there, give the most hilarious pun your vote and share this article with your friends!
#1
Fishes usually sleep on water beds.
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#2
When your fish boss is watching, you’d better look e-fish-ent.
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#3
Young shrimp is not popular in Japanese cuisine because of short tempura.
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#4
We should dolphinitely go easy on the fish puns.
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#5
Speaking of being jelly, tunas were really miffed about the whole salmon-ella thing.
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#6
How’s the calamari? Why, it’s ex-squid-sit, thank you.
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#7
What did fish use Tinder?
To find a gill-friend.
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#8
Crabs frantically search for a place to hide so that they can eat alone. I think that's shellfish.
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#9
The best job for a crab is being a crab driver.
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#10
During Christmas, Santa Claws brings presents to young crabs.
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#11
When a crab eats too much it feels clawful!
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#12
The kind of helmets that hermit crabs wear are shell-mets.
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#13
The crustacean was really unhappy because his wife was being crabby.
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#14
A fish's favorite TV Show is 'Whale of Fortune'.
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#15
A fish's favorite activity is to surf the net.
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#16
Some people don't really like puns about fish, but they are kraken me up!
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#17
There is one piece of advice I swear by. Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
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#18
I don't think I should buy from the seafood market here. There isn't salmon I can trust.
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#19
Ribs become seafood when you go to a so-fish-ticated restaurant.
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#20
Whenever I see food, I eat it because I am on a seafood diet.
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