“The Horrors I Saw In That Home Nearly Broke Me”: 42 Weird Things Workers Have Seen Inside Strangers’ Homes

A talking parrot with no feathers. Just like a raw chicken yelling at me.

I'm a cop so I go to lots of different houses and see different stuff. Lots of hoarders.

One guy had a house full of framed pictures of Emma Stone. Like she was family. Then photoshopped Emma Stone head on to naked girls. Then pictures of Emma Stone on the red carpet, then blown up pictures of her feet while on the red carpet.

I took a hand sanitizer bath afterwards.

Not me, but my dad works for a delivery company. He went to drop off a package and an older lady answered the door in a panic. Her husband needs an air tank to breathe, but she couldn't turn the handle on it to turn on the air. Her husband was sitting in a wheelchair suffocating. So my dad ran in the house and turned on the air tank.

He got a write up for entering a customers home, and an award for great customer service when the older lady called his company and left a review.

They lived in a huge house and had one room dedicated to Christmas called "The Christmas Room."

It had a massive fake tree, unopened gifts, garland and lights and the creepy factor: Christmas music playing year-round.

I used to do onsite computer repair work in a small rural town. I saw a lot of very strange [stuff].

The craziest thing was I went to a clients house to do a diagnostic, his computer wouldn't turn on. Well, I get to his house and he lets me in and everything seems find until we get to the room where the computer is. There is a cage with a naked woman in it. It was not a very big cage, enough room for her to stand up in, but not enough to really move around. The guy completely ignores the woman in the cage like it is no big deal and starts showing me the problem with his computer. I must have had a huge WTF look on my face because he stops, glances at the woman, and says, "Oh, ignore her... she has been bad today and is getting her punishment." Well, I don't want to end up in a cage either... so I fix his computer) As soon as I left I called the police and told them about the situation. They know the address and it turns out they are married, are really into some crazy BSDM, and she was in the cage voluntarily. That was a strange day.

The SCARIEST time was when I got called to do a diagnostic and windows install and the house was empty. The guy was there, there was also a single table with his laptop on it and a single chair. But the rest of the house was empty. No other furniture, nothing on the walls, nothing in the kitchen... The whole time I was there he kept offering me orange juice. I must have said no 5 or 6 times but he kept insisting. He even poured me glass and set it next to me. Well, there was nothing wrong with his hardware so I just repaired his windows installation and got his computer back up and running, all the while he was insisting that I drank his orange juice. Well, I was getting ready to leave and didn't want to be rude, so I drank it anyway (probably pretty stupid, but I just wanted to leave) and got out. I kept waiting to pass out on the drive home, but was totally fine... turns out he was just a nice guy with some OJ and wanted to share, he even sent me a nice email a few days later thanking for for fixing his computer...

I have quite a few crazy stories... good times

**TL;DR** Naked cage slave woman in house, police were in on it. Also, almost got roofied, but he was really nice and I didn't after all.

It's amazing how people can just let their cats treat their whole house as a litter box.

I used to build furniture in-home for a major office supply company, and I had this happen a couple of times: I was called to a home in the ghetto, and it was rough as hell outside. I get past the barred screen door inside...and it's palatial inside. Beautifully decorated, spotless, paintings, African artifacts, religious artifacts, expensive furniture in perfect condition. Family had money, but kept it well hidden.

I can contribute, but at this point I don't think anyone could see it.

I was a water meter reader. Many of the homes (at the time) had their meters in their basement.

There was a large, old farmhouse that was 25% an apartment for a guy who rented, and 75% a house that was SOLELY for all her dogs. And there had to be at least a dozen if not more in there. The dude who lived in the apartment was nice enough, but the meter (naturally) wasn't in his apartment. I had to be escorted through to a basement in the dog house. It was horrifying. Dog feces was everywhere. The dogs peed on the old wood floor, so the basement was essentially a catch-all for excrement. Worst part was that my first (and subsequently only) time I went in the house was Mid-July.

I promptly notified my boss to call animal protection and left. I also told my boss I wouldn't be returning to that home. Ever.

I do volunteer disaster recovery work.

I was once attacked by an elderly man who didn’t want me to remove his floodwater soaked drywall. It turns out that he had 60 year old canned goods stored between the studs.

It was just sad. He was clearly terrified of of going hungry or being robbed for his food stash.

When I was in social work, I had to help this guy move out of his apartment. He was unstable, off his meds, etc.

His apartment had one of those old-skool refrigerators that was basically just one door and 10 shelves. It was like 8 feet tall, 3 feet deep, 4 feet wide.

The entire refrigerator was full of gallon milk jugs full of this dude's urine. Like, 6 wide, 4 deep, 10 tall. 400 gallons of crazy dude urine.

I had his brother take them down to the communal bathroom and dump them out.

A lot of hoarders and just filthy homes in general. As far as weirdest items, a 7 foot replica of Frankenstein. Standing right in the corner of the living room. As we were clearing the house in the middle of the night because the alarm was going off and the front door was open with no one answering inside. I screamed like a little girl.

Im a decorator, i once went to give a quote for a job at an old ladies house. This woman had spent her whole life exploring the world and researching various animals and lost cultures. Her house was like the mansion in the intro to uncharted 4, filled with historic artifacts and exotic animals like piranhas. Also there was a secret hallway system that ran through the house, bookcases moving to uncover a small entrance etc.

Plumber here, I have seen some disgusting, and some sketchy things, but by far the weirdest encounter I have had is when I had to fix the pipes under this woman's sink and the moment I stepped into her house I was greeted by hundreds upon hundreds of statues and pictures, and even a mural of pigs with wings.

I told her that check was the preferred payment option and she told me "let me go look in my piggy bank"

Additionally I was offered a porcelain pig with wings for "doing such a great job"
It might be worthy to note that she couldn't have been more than 45.

It's not that strange but it was pretty cool. I painted this guy's house and after the job was finished on the last day he showed me and the rest of the crew this bar he had in his basement. When I say bar I'm not just talking about a counter to make drinks with storage behind and underneath. I'm talking like booths and tables etc. It was designed like a bar in the belly of a ship. We referred to it as his "Pirate Bar".

I've seen dirty houses, hoarding etc but this was the coolest(and a little weird too I guess).

Working as a handyman in a very upscale residential building in Manhattan you sort of get used to seeing strange art in apartments. Most of it isn't worth looking at twice, since I'm not really into art. But this apartment had one of their living room walls covered in Popeye erotica. Maybe two dozen nicely framed paintings and drawings of Popeye and Olive Oil doing various acts. It was such a strange thing to see in one of the overall fanciest apartments I've ever been in.

They had found a pet kitten that they kept in a cage. It was a raccoon.

Couple of things:

At one house, a microwave on top of a toilet. You couldn't enter the kitchen due to the amount of hoarding, so if they were hungry they would plug the microwave in, place it on the toilet and microwave some food.

At another house - lots and lots of empty boxes. Stacked in every corner of the house, in case they ever had to return items. I can somewhat understand that mentality but when you've used that item for years, return policies don't apply anymore.

Part of my job as a nurse is to visit elderly people in their homes to check out how they're doing, see if they need any services or aides so we can help them stay in their own homes as long as feasibly possible.

It's unbelievable how filthy their homes can be, simply because they can't see the cobwebs coated in dust and grime on their dishes and debris on their carpets. Their houses are usually *tidy*, as in, cups are all lined up in the cabinets, just not washed properly and stained.

I think the strangest was a little old lady living in a one bedroom unit by herself, widowed over a decade ago who had had all her pets taxidermied in various positions and then placed around her home as if they were still alive. She had a Pekenise curled up on a cushion on the couch, a chihuahua with it's head bed down, plastic bowl filled with kibble on the floor to make it look like it was forever eating, a tabby cat with it's paws tucked under it sitting on the windowsill, forever watching and even a cockatiel with it's wings outstretched, beak open on the kitchen bench, claws permanently wrapped around a wooden free standing perch.

She introduced me to each of her "babies" by name and talked to them as if they were still alive.

I always wondered if she tried to get her husband taxidermied.

[I've been doing electrical for almost a year now, mostly commercial, but every now and then we'll do a remodel on a home. A few weeks back, we did a remodel on the home of some surgeon and I found this in her closet. ]

My sister's ex's family were part of a repo service. One house was empty and filled with blood and messages on the wall, and doll heads on sticks and such. Turns out the blood was fake, but still pretty weird, I'd imagine.