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Funny,New MemesNOV 12, 2026

82 Puns And Loopholes So Technically True That Arguing Would Be Pointless

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Have you ever asked someone, "Do you know what time it is?" and they just answered with a flat "Yes." Technically, they're right. They are also exhausting and insufferable. But these hardheaded technicality lovers have gathered under one roof, and it is a cringeworthy space.
The r/technicallytrue subreddit is where the loopholes live. Members post puns and screenshots that follow the rules of English so literally that arguing back is pointless. A hand is something you can always count on, and a wine order of "right now" answers the waiter's question about the year. You can't win these. You can only laugh, grumble, and send them to the friend who started it all.

#41 Tomorrow

A funny text conversation showing a literal interpretation loophole about work shifts.
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#42 We Have Your Results, But You Can't See Them

Optometrist talking to a patient in an eye clinic, representing a funny eye doctor pun that is technically true
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#43 Soup?

Chef Gordon Ramsay holding a spoon over text declaring a vanilla soy latte is a 3-bean soup, a funny technically true pun
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#44 Stupid Tooth

Social media post about impacted wisdom tooth showing puns and loopholes.
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#45 "Well, I Guess We Can Leave The Sign As Is."

Cartoon of men looking at a store sign where the letter S crushed a worker, a funny loophole joke
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#46 A Falcon Resting In A Tree

A Ford Falcon car stuck in a tree as part of bird watching puns
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#47 Please Take The Stairs

A comic cartoon showing a man literally carrying stairs away from a fire, exemplifying puns and loopholes.
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#48 That Adds Up

Job interview meme with a five-word answer about being bad at math, showing puns and loopholes.
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#49 Hehehe I’m Breaking The Rules

A stock photo meme showing a man standing unsafely on an office chair as a literal take on NSFW puns and loopholes.
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#50 What's Your New Year's Resolution?

Computer monitors talking about New Year resolution in a pun that is technically true.
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#51 "But You Already Know How I Spent My Summer Vacation."

A comic featuring a pun about homeschooling on the first day of school
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#52 A Rock Group Where No One Sings

Mount Rushmore sculpture captioned as a rock group where no one sings, showcasing funny puns
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#53 I Love "Tower Of Giraffes" And "Bloat Of Hippos"

A funny comic strip showing collective nouns for animals and cars as a humorous loophole
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#54 Honest Truth

A meme with a technically true loophole about explaining a resume gap by stating I did not have a job.
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#55 Half Is Half

Container of grapes cut exactly in half, demonstrating funny loopholes taken literally by a child.
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#56 Technically

A funny text exchange about marriage illustrating hilarious puns and loopholes.
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#57 Just A Stool Sample

A specimen jar containing a tiny wooden chair as a hilarious literal loophole pun
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#58 Logical Question

Social media text post featuring funny puns and technically true logic about rent.
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#59 Your Button Says `ask Me Anything'

Comic strip illustrating clever puns about store employee badge loopholes.
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#60 The Doctor Told Him To Burn Some Fat

A comic featuring puns about burning fat while grilling a steak on a BBQ
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