Things To Keep In Your Room In Case Of A Robbery

Keep a metal rod under your pillow to take out in case of a robbery.

Keep a large knife hidden in your room to slash, slice, and dice intruders.

A good old guard dog to chomp on the bones of unlucky felons.

Poke some nails through a leather glove and punch unsuspecting burglars.

Put a rock or paper weight in a sock and tie a knot, then swing it around.

Swing dat thing like a battle axe.