What Is The Stupidest Thing You Have Ever Said

the stupidest thing I have ever said is "hey do you remember the-the-the thing? like the thing we did a few years ago it was fun and we were lauging at this..... thing, and and we um did that thing do you remember the thing?"

um.. so so so uh

My 11yr old daughter and I had just left Dairy Queen where she had ordered an M&M blizzard. While driving home and eating our ice cream she says, “ugh, I hate chocolate” then looks at me in total shock and completely serious asks me, “why is there chocolate in it?” Thankfully, after staring at her a minute and almost running off the road from my own confusion, she realized why exactly there was chocolate in her blizzard and that she loves M&M’s.....which are chocolate.

I was a server, seventeen years old. I had a bit of a cold; dry, scratchy throat, annoying cough. I knew I needed something to get through my shift. I was thinking about cough drops, hard candy, ANYTHING!
So I walked into the kitchen (full of guys) and literally said, “Hey! Does anybody have something I can suck on?” 🤦🏻‍♀️