What Were The Most Cringe Pick-Up Lines You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

Are you Mcdonalds? Cause you're going straight to my thighs

If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, I'd put my nut in your hole.

#1 Guy: Your eyes are like diamonds.
Me: And you are such a treasure I want to bury you.

#2 Guy: You’re the ketchup to my burger. The frosting to my cupcake. The candy to my Halloween. Basically, you complete me.
Me: Aw, and you’re the jelly to my burger. The knife to my soup. The glitter to my sushi. And the ketchup to my ice cream. Basically, you’re worthless.

#3 Guy: You’re the reason we have labels that read “Warning: HOT”
Me: You’re the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.

#4 Guy: Where you made by Leonardo DaVinci cause you’re a masterpiece,
Me: And you look like something I drew with my left hand.

This is my favorite
#5 Guy: How do you like your coffee?
Me: I like it like myself, “Dark, Bittersweet and too hot for you.”

"if you were a booger I would pick you first" after he said that I just slowly walked away. also, someone was hitting on my friend and she didn't like him at all so when he said the stupid line "did you hit your head when you fell from heaven" she said, "no, but I scraped my knee coming out of hell". it was funny to see the look on the guy's face after that.

i've mcfallen for you

Are you a jungle gym? Cause I want my kids all over you.

I'm so bad at them I can make some up on the spot:

Are you a nurse? Cause you need to do some necessary work to my heart.
*Badum-tss*
Is it Christmas already? Cause you're present.
*Badum-tss*
How many pick-up lines does it take to screw a light bulb? Less than to screw someone.
*Badum-tss*

1. "Go ahead, feel my shirt. It's made of boyfriend material!"
2. "Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!"
3. "If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named the McGorgeous!"

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean. And I don't mind being lost at sea,
You must be a campfire. Because you're super hot and I want s'more.
I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you got fine written all over you'

• I am going to have to report you to Spotify, because it doesn't show you in the Hottest Singles this week
• Can you help me w/ a math problem? X+U=25
X must be 15, cause U sure are a 10

some guy (now ex lmfao dont ask) once said to me: "if your right leg was dinner, and your left leg was lunch, i couldn't resist snacking between meals." oh god im glad i broke up with him smh.

i am a teenager and i do cringe pick up lines with my gf heres one
gf-i need animae to survive
me-i just need you
gf-.....you need to stop

'Are you telekinetic, cause you've made a part of me move without touching it."

Him: Did it hurt?
My friend (female): Not this again...
Him: When I fell for you?
Her: *kicks his groin* Did it hurt? When you fell for me?

My dad back when he was a “player” actually said this to a human being...and they fell for it..

*points to himself* “peanut butter”
*points to the girl of interest* “jelly“
“Let’s make a sandwich”
*proceeds to her place*

Stranger told my friend this: "Did you fart because you blew me away". We backed away and made an escape...

"Have you heard about Pluto? That's messed up right?"

If you know what this is from, we are officially friends.

(minecraft one) Hey are you a furnace? because you make my heart melt..and you're so hot