tell me your best deep thought you have.
#1
Fantasizing that I sing open mic night at a bar and the bar flies applaud and ask for an encore! 👏👏👏👏😄
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#2
I go to the bar after work and no one thinks anything of it. I enjoy my beer in the shower after work and apparently I have problems. But it's only one beer. While in the shower.
1point
#3
1) Are my shampoo and conditioner depleting at the same rate? If not, how many extra pumps of shampoo/conditioner will it take to make them equal again?
2) I really hope snakes don't come out of the drain while I'm in here.
3) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
4) Can I go another day or 2 without shaving my legs?
5) I'm going to die alone and after 72 hours of not being fed, my cat is going to eat me.
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