"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered

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Jack Cass, I know it’s bad because it’s my name

My coworker named her baby "Strawberry Rain", which would be a great name if she had given birth to a bottle of shampoo

I know a family with 4 kids: Prince, Princess, Precious, and Becca. The Becca at the end kills me lol

Princess. A girl in my high school was legally named princess but she went by her middle name. There was also a girl who’s name was Sunny Day and she was the emo kid

Mystic Pigeon? She was a client at my office.

Apparently it’s a real surname and her parents were hippies so named her “Mystic”. Like who’s ever going to take her seriously??

How about not giving your child a name? There was a kid I went to high school with whose legal first name was "Unnamed Baby Boy". I don't know the story behind that though.

Tequila. Sibling was Margarita

My mum once worked at a school and there was a kid called "Thank God".

theres a british chef, jamie oliver, who named his children the following:

poppy honey rosie

petal blossom rainbow

buddy bear maurice

daisy boo pamela

river rocket blue dallas someone call childline

I worked in Nigeria for a while and had a co-worker called Thank God Limejuice. It wasn’t a windup. That was his actual name

When I worked at chick-fil-a way back in the day, I was taking this girl's order and it time time to ask for her name, she was being very hesitant. So I was just waiting for a reply until her mom says "Sorry she's shy!!" looks me in the eyes with a smile and tells me "Her name is Thankful!" ....poor child

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Peter File

Pridges Pancakes. He changed it to Richard Johnson.

But Olympic skier Anna Banana kept her name.

I actually went to school with a guy named Richard Rash. To make it worse his mother was a teacher there

Baby

Just a Baby.

A friend of a friend was named ‘Forsheeza Jolly Goodfellow’ before she had it changed. Can’t even imagine having to deal with that at school

I read a story once about triplets that were named Harry, Hermione, and Ron. Please dont do that

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