Lets get some Laughs!
#1
"Du bist sehr kartoffeln!"
That roughly translates to "You are very potatoes!" in English.
The fun part about attempting to learn a new language is that you can shout random things at people and they think you are intelligently insulting them.
The even more fun part was that this was directed at a girl who I hate, who decided that she is also going to learn German in high school (so now I'm stuck with her for four more years, end me please) so, in addition to me being ahead of her, whenever she tries to start something, I can just reply in German and p**s her off since she wants to know German but won't yet (at least until the next school year)
My "petty revenge" may seem weird but this has given me so much joy, as she is a total b***h and while I would love to slap her, German will do as to not get me suspended.
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#2
Here’s AN insult: intelligence had always been chasing you but you were always faster
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