So most people think working on a Cruise Ship is a wonderful experience filled with sun, sea and a little bit of work . Well in reality its the exact opposite, 74 hour weeks are the norm and days off are as mystical as a golden unicorn. I won't say what cruise company I am talking about but my boss had mouse ears.
You know you work on a Cruise Ship when days of week change to port names. What day is it tomorrow guys? Oh its Mexico 1.
You know you work on a Cruise Ship when they serve you pasta sauce so runny you could drink it and fries are a commodity.
You know you work on a Cruise Ship when you have to hide these fantastic little bits of happy while re-boarding. Stupid no perishables rule.
You know you work on a Cruise Ship when you have to use magnets in the shower so you can stop the curtain from suffocating you.
You know you work on a Cruise Ship when port days mean food, finding free Wi-i and avoiding guests.
You know you work on a Cruise Ship when your window to the outside world becomes a channel on the TV that shows the live feed from the bridge.
You know you work on a Cruise Ship when a guy in his whites can cause panties to drop in seconds. Dating an officer means room service, a double bed in his own room, laundry service, a window and entry to the officer mess and their food.!!!
You know you work on a Cruise Ship when $2 cocktails mean bad decisions.
You know you work on a Cruise Ship when this is your walk of shame.
You know you work on a Cruise Ship when been assigned to a guest lifeboat means you get to see daylight and experience fresh air every six weeks.
You know you work on a Cruise Ship when this is your lifeboat.
You know you work on a Cruise Ship when you spend an entire day training in this bad boy and come out looking like a prune.
You know you work on a Cruise Ship when your blood becomes 90% this stuff and 10% stuff you need to live.
You know you work on a Cruise Ship when you take a hack from prison inmates and sleep on a perfectly made bed. That way you pass cabin inspection.
You know you work on a Cruise Ship when you have to hide your trash bag in your closet for room inspection because you were way to tired to care about going to the trash room before it closes.
You know you work on a Cruise Ship when you get a warning because they found your cupcakes during cabin inspection. (true story)
